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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.21 02:33:00 -
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Achievement: "Haul THIS!" I'll contribute 50m to the corp of whoever can suicide gank something using exclusively haulers. Has to be a Retriever or above, no Procurers. No limit to the number of indies you can use, but it has to be 100% Industrials used.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.21 12:04:00 -
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Originally by: LordInvisible still not sure about this games..
U do realize that poping miners makes minerals cost more? meaning u'll have to pay more for modules and ships?
I really dont get it.. Why not organize week of suiciding pods.. This how only implants will go up, not mineral prices..
Do you really think we care about implant prices? Something that would benefit carebears?
Besides, a week of a few corps ganking a few hulks won't have any real effect. Worst-case scenario, Hulk prices go up a few million, and stabilize a week later. Which is also something we don't care about.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.22 06:00:00 -
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Originally by: Alenar Rumanev BYDI will donate 250m to the individual/corporation/alliance that achieves the most miner+hauler+pod kills in a single attack (defined as in the same belt, same location, same time) with a smartbombing BS or group thereof. At least one hulk must die, and fraps + all hilarious hate mail must be provided.
Call it the "Disco Fever" award.
P.S. Evacuate upper Forge hisec now. We intend to win this, in the name of Truth, Justice, and 
You guys have no chance, just surrender now
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.23 02:26:00 -
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Originally by: Grann Thefauto LOL at the update on the bottom of the eve wiki page 
"In December of 2009 Helicity Boson attempted to 'cash in' on the success of the first Hulkageddon by asking for donations of prizes and isk for the 'upcoming' second hulkageddon. It has been rumoured he made over 5B isk in the project"
Rest assured, on my authoritah as CEO of The Python Cartel, if Helicity did pull a stunt like that, we'd camp him in until he gave me a cut
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.23 07:06:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
Originally by: Golden Helmet
Originally by: Grann Thefauto LOL at the update on the bottom of the eve wiki page 
"In December of 2009 Helicity Boson attempted to 'cash in' on the success of the first Hulkageddon by asking for donations of prizes and isk for the 'upcoming' second hulkageddon. It has been rumoured he made over 5B isk in the project"
Rest assured, on my authoritah as CEO of The Python Cartel, if Helicity did pull a stunt like that, we'd camp him in until he gave me a cut
Good to know you have the situation under control.
But seriously, while we normally endorse scamming, if Helicity tried it with Hulkageddon I'd boot him myself. Nobody denies me a week of Hulk killing on an eve-wide scale
(But if he tries to sell you a Raven Navy Issue, you're on your own)
BTW, I'm now the official person that you send any iskies, prizes, and sexy things to. Really. No lies.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.23 07:18:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Torrin
I couldn't resist the troll.. It was me that added it to the wiki *grin*. Hellcity = good man doing good hulk ganking.
You horrible troll, HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH THE GOOD NAME OF ONE OF MY MEMBERS?!
JITA 4-4, PISTOLS AT DAWN       
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.24 08:09:00 -
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Originally by: Mister Xerox Do the hulks in question have to be war targets?
IMO WT kills should be downplayed as there's a lot less risk involved due to lack of CONCORD response. Lowsec/0.0 hulk kills should be about half the value of empire kills.
If the Hulks were war targets, it wouldn't be suicide ganking
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.29 00:20:00 -
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Originally by: Krans Hopeson If I start a toon now, do you think I'd be able to get it to solo Retriever-killing capability by Jan 7th?
What's a good ship fit to use? 
Oh yeah, easily. All you need is a Catalyst, small hybrids 4, surgical strike 3 or 4, rapid firing 3 or 4, and weapon upgrades 3 or 4.
For a fit, use a Catalyst with:
8x T1 Light Neutron Blasters (or cheap named) with 10 shots of Caldari Navy Antimatter in each gun
3x T1 or cheap named Magnetic Field Stabilizers
If fitting space is left, 1-2 cheap sensor boosters in the med slots.
I've used this fit to solo suicide gank Retrievers in 0.5 and 0.6 space, easy-peasy.
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.30 20:16:00 -
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Originally by: DeMichael Crimson Hahaha, ROFLMAO, How many winners will there be, 3, 4, maybe a half a dozen max? Meanwhile the rest of you will not only lose isk, but will also lose sec status real quick which will pretty much put you out of the competition. Don't know if anyone has thought of this but you'll just end up with a bunch of miners in 1.0 sec systems mining away while the majority of you won't even be able to enter those systems, lol, what a laugh. Good luck with this competition which is really bent, broken and twisted.
I'm not a miner at all so don't even start with the flames. 'The Jerk Cartel' or whatever is the name of the corp sure seems to be getting a lot of isk, ships, mods, etc, from this "Hulkageddon", hope it's legit for all those that have donated and intend on being involved with this competition.
I'll just be running FRAPs while cloaked in my Rapier and laugh at all the mayhem.
I love when these noobs think us -10 folk care about our sec status
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Golden Helmet
Caldari The Python Cartel. The Jerk Cartel
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Posted - 2009.12.31 07:27:00 -
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Originally by: Helicity Boson
Originally by: Chrysta Phine Just a side question, and I don't know if it's been mentioned in this thread already: Since you are organizing this event and it has now become huge with over 8bil in prizes, will the Jerk Cartel be eligible for the prizes as well, or is that a conflict of interest?
I don't see why not really, if they go and complete an achievement or whatever they can have their prize as far as I'm concerned, though obviously I'm excluding myself from any winnings and I'll probably get chribba to pull a number out a hat for the random jackpot.
You're supposed to rig it so I win the jackpot
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